omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
image

backdoorteenmom:

enemaroberts:

um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this

*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

helyon:

nerd: touch my butt and buy me pizza
me: fuck my ass and pay for all my groceries

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

michaxl:

haha yes i speak german gluten tag :)