what even happens inside a dishwasher
dishes get washed
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
Steal her look: Scarlet Takes A Tumble:
Yves Saint Laurent Classic Short Sleeve Pocket T Shirt Black ($495.00)
Nydj Lindsey Wide-Leg Chambray Drawstring Pant ($89.95)
Prada Brown Leather Ankle Strap Basketweave Wedges ($281.99)
American Drew 792-760 Cherry Grove Oval Leg Table ($1,315.00)
I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever
Today’s Gender of the Day is: Automatic Doop
I LOVE HIM
For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it
Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper.
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.
the american school system